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Saturday, July 23, 2011

Stuff Mom Always Said!

One of the ladies at church gave a copy of this to all the ladies last week.  It is SOOOOOOOOOOOO true!  So true, in fact, that I thought I would share it so you could use them, too!  :D

  • A little soap and water never killed anybody.
  • Leave your sister (brother) alone!
  • How can you be hungry?  You just ate an hour ago!
  • There's enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes.
  • If you're bored, I can always find something for you to do.
  • It's not that I don't trust you, it's just that I don't trust everyone else.
  • Wipe your feet!
  • When you have kids of your own, you'll understand.
  • Pick that up before somebody trips on it and breaks their neck!
  • Running away?  Don't let the door hit you in the rear.
  • I said CLOSE the door, I didn't say SLAM it!
  • Look at this room!  It looks like a pigsty!
  • So what if Sally's mom let her do it?  If Sally's mom let her jump off the Empire State Building, would you want me to let you do it, too?
  • Just wait until your Dad gets home.
  • Don't make me come in there!
  • I didn't ask who put it there, I said, "Pick it up!"
  • You're the should know better!
  • Don't go out with a wet head, you'll catch cold.
  • You can't find it?  Well, if you'd put things where they belonged, you wouldn't have this problem.
  • A little "birdy" told me.
  • When you have YOUR own house, you can make YOUR own rules!
I guess I probably had all of these directed to me from mom, however, I don't think I repeated many of them to our kids (did I?).  I know for sure one that mom DIDN'T use was the one, "Just wait until your Dad gets home."  Nope!  She ALWAYS took care of the situation herself!  I pretty much did, too!  Dearest mother!  How we all miss you and Dad!  Can't wait to see you in heaven! 

And in case I haven't said it lately, I love you all!


Anonymous said...

I laughed while reading down that list! I've said many of them!