June 9, 2009

Here's a GROSS little song for you (and I have no idea why it came to mind while I was fixing this sausage this morning......could it have anything to do with all of the grease??!!)

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Hairy pickled piggy feet
French fried eyeballs floating in some kerosene
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Scab sandwich, puss on top
Vulture vomit, camel snot
Deep dish boogers soaking in a bowl of fat
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue
Petrified porpoise puss
Flaming ear wax bobbing in a bowl of barf
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Dessicated dinosaur dung
Percolated pelican poop
Tortoise turd balls with the little flies inside
And me without a spoon.

I remembered, "greasy, grimey gopher guts cooked in kerosene" is about all of the lyrics I could come up with from this song that the kids used to sing at camp, I believe. So, out of curiosity I looked the song up to see what the lyrics were, to my disgust! What is it about songs like this that kids like???!!! Probably just because it is gross and there is no way any of it could be true! Anyway, enough of that!

This is a quick page I used made by Katie Mann from her "William" kit and found as a free download from the June Digitals Newsletter found HERE for download. There are eight (8) free designer gifts for you to download from the newsletter.

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